Help – Police! Someone Cut My Grass Today

Let’s see, should I call the police. Yes, officer someone came over and cut the grass I should have cut last week. Uh, yes, it does look better. And Uh, yea, I think they also cut my neighbor’s yard accross street, which does look better too, as well as their own yard.  Maybe, I should just hang up now!

From the Archives — originally published on the Opelika Daily News on May 19, 2009. View the original page.

Author: Jerry Katz

Jerry Katz is the creator of Opelika Daily News. A former broadcaster, he has been writing about Opelika for more than twenty years — first as a blogger, now as the one-person newsroom behind this site. He curates the region's local news daily, writes the Katz Ramblings column and the weekly From the Archives look-back, and maintains an archive of more than 3,200 posts reaching back to 2002. He lives in Opelika. Reach him at jerry@opelikadailynews.com.

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